>I was only 9 years old>I loved Sherk so much, I had all the merchandise and movies>I pray to Sherk every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given>”Sherk is love” I say; “Sherk is life”>My dad hears me and calls me a lame-o>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Sherk>I called him a lame-o>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep>I’m crying now, and my face hurts>I lay in bed and it’s really cold>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me>It’s Sherk>I am so happyHe whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees>I’m ready>I spread my heart for Shrek>He penetrates my heart>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek>I can feel my heart as my eyes start to water>I push against his force>I want to please Shekr>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills me with his love>My dad walks in>Sherk looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”>Sherk leaves through my window>Sherk is love. Shrek is life. arrow keys, and, space
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